A Midsummer Night's Dream at The Noel Coward Theatre

Another weekend, another Shakespeare play. I feel extremely lucky at the moment to be enjoying so many trips to the theatre – some cultural, some less so (I am extremely excited to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the Musical for my sister’s 10^th birthday in a few weeks…), nonetheless, the theatre is always a great day out. This weekend it was time for the hugely well reviewed A Midsummer Night’s Dream, starring

David Walliams and Sheridan Smith. And yes, I am one of those people who gets ridiculously star struck at even the smallest of sightings (I once met Ben from A1 and got the picture of us printed on a t shirt. Don’t ask who A1 are), so needless to say I was very excited.

Admittedly I was less excited for the actual play than I should have been. A Midsummer Night’s Dream isn’t one of the plays that I’ve extensively studied, but I’d kind of put it down in the same category of ‘overdone comedy’ as Much Ado. Now don’t get me wrong, I love any Shakespeare play - some would say I’m TOO obsessed even - but I am a sucker for the dramatic, haunting tragedies, rather than the comic romances. All I can say in justification of what I have now – post weekend – realised was a far too rash and completely erroneous opinion, is that I have been subjected to far too many mundane and shallow performances of Shakespearean comedy. The comedy had never come alive for me before in the way that tragedy does, it was all so dated and coy.

Well, I can tell you for sure, ‘dated’ and ‘coy’ are probably the two LEAST appropriate words to describe this incredible production. Instead, I’d probably go with hilarious and raunchy, saucy and hysterical, side-splitting and sexy…you get the picture. To start with, there were absolutely no null scenes, no annoying actors, no slow, dragging speeches – the talent of the entire cast and crew was outstanding. I would go as far to say this was the best stage production I’ve ever seen (aside from the pantomime obviously, although at times slightly reminiscent…more on that later), it really flew by and I felt a genuine pang of sadness when I realised it was coming to a close.

Now I realise I need to justify these bold statements, and I’ll try very willingly. First up: the two big names lived up to high expectations. Walliams, as Bottom, was the perfect camp comic archetype – to be honest it’s not hard to imagine his performance: just think of him in Little Britain, or on Britain’s Got Talent, or in Come Fly With Me…you get the picture. He did play his standard character, but I would go with the ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’ theory in this case. His character suited the play perfectly and seeing it live was even more hilarious.

Sheridan Smith was more of a surprise, I’d never really seen her on anything except Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, so the transition from pub loving, tracksuit wearing 20-something to glamorous, bohemian queen of the fairies was never going to be a predictable one. Her performance turned out to be really captivating. Her husky, soothing voice delivered any lines with the perfect touch of emotion – whether she was angrily railing against Oberon, lovingly caressing Bottom, or commandingly addressing her fairies, her enchanting charisma was consistent. This was highlighted further by the general atmosphere of the fairy world – it was somewhere in between a boho summer festival and the Christmas pantomime. Dressed in minimal clothing with dreaded hair and sunglasses, the fairies pranced around the stage smoking, singing and lounging. The contrast between this and the more erratic, hyperbolic atmosphere of the lovers I felt emphasised Shakespeare’s mockery of the hysteria of the human characters – as they leap around the stage manically, the fairies retain constant control of both the humans and their own laidback lifestyle.

Now onto the true (unexpected) highlight for me, and who I felt were the unsung heroes of the performance: the four lovers. Performing aside one of the most famous comedians in Britain today must be somewhat of a daunting prospect, but this was at no point evident in any of the four lovers’ performances – they were just as hilarious, if not more so at points. Their scenes together basically consisted of each running after the next across the stage, increasingly wearing less and less clothes. Lysander and Demetrius ended up in no more than tight white boxers – much to mine, my mum and my sister’s delight! Everything was exaggerated, everything was overtly sexual, everything was over the top, everything was brilliant. From Helena predatorily mounting Demetrius in desperation, to spellbound Lysander screaming in his former lover Hermia’s face ‘I hate thee, you DWARF!’, every single scene had me in stitches. The overstated sexuality in this performance transformed phrases like ‘make love’ from the Shakespearean vocal meaning to the physical act it is today – the lovers became contemporary teenagers whose storyline anyone could understand, and everyone was laughing at, despite the potential language barrier.

I said it before and I’ll say it again – this is probably the best stage performance I have ever seen. I never really knew a theatrical piece could be quite SO laugh-out-loud funny. I wouldn’t hesitate to see it again today, tomorrow, the next day! Nothing was lacking for me, every single actor brought something exciting to it. You could tell they were working their absolute hardest to deliver the best performance possible – and they did!

It’s not on for much longer, and tickets are extremely popular so I’d recommend getting them here asap! Alternatively, Henry V featuring Jude Law (YUM) is up next, if anyone wants to get me tickets….

London Weekend Part 2: Macbeth at The Globe

Having spent the interim between lunch and the theatre exploring Angel, having some frozen yogurt, and a glass of wine or two in a very cosy local pub, we made our way over to Southbank for the main event!

Despite being a self-professed Shakespeare lover, much to my shame I have never visited The Globe before – so by the time this weekend finally came round I was ridiculously excited. The Globe does not stick out in the modern London cityscape as I thought it would – as you walk further along Southbank it seamlessly transforms into Shakespeare-land, with statues and signs featuring the likes of Francis Bacon, so that when you approach The Globe, it just feels natural.

After having a little look around the shop (a little, chilled wander for Angus, a rather too excitable dash around for me) we made our way into the grounds surrounding the actual theatre.  Angus had opted for standing tickets, said to be the best way to see a play there, so we took on our roles of Shakespearean groundlings and queued up outside the doors. Once in, we established a great place almost right at the front, definitely within touching distance of the actors (not that I would EVER do that…). My worries of some sort of Shakespeare induced mosh pit full of pushy punters were quickly diminished, everyone was very polite and chilled out and we had more than enough space to enjoy the performance.

The performance began with an eerie drum performance followed by the witches’ first scene. Far from the scraggly old Scottish women in decrepit pointy hats that has so often been the image of Macbeth, these three were beautiful and strong young women – and funny too. Their sexuality was both emphasised and subverted to make fools of the egotistical military heroes such as Macbeth and Banquo, who they fundamentally control. The presence of these three women throughout the play on the balcony above the stage, hiding around pillars on the stage, or orchestrating a song, really highlighted their role as the puppet masters of the action.

Macbeth himself was not only extremely easy to look at, charming, handsome, rugged…I could go on…but he was also strikingly modern. Technically nothing had been updated about the performance, they were all in traditional dress, they used Shakespeare’s script word for word, it wasn’t one of those contemporary interpretations – but that’s what made me realise: Shakespeare doesn’t NEED updating. His pure words performed on a stage speak to an eternal audience, unbound by geography, gender, class or time. The performance showed me that a single phrase featured in the middle of a long speech which is easy to skim over or dismiss as just a linguistic product of its time can actually be one of the most crucial lines of the play – conveying precisely what the character is about and how this relates to us the audience.

Sadly it’s impossible to describe every part of the play – but a couple of parts really stood out, on top of what I’ve already mentioned. The Globe is, and always has been, an open air theatre (luckily the weather held out for us), in the majority of Shakespearean or other Renaissance plays there are numerous references to the weather and the heavens, at which point it was likely the actors would gesture to the sky – jokes about the elements or the technicalities of the stage were common and popular. However, in this production, this tradition was updated. Throughout the performance there were planes flying over, muting the actors’ words, and a particularly endearing and unexpected moment was when Macbeth actually referenced the inconvenience of this during one of his speeches. The pure unpredictability and accidental nature of this little addition was just another one of those nice aspects that brings you closer to the actors and their performance, and reminds you of the universality of the theatre.

Now, ghosts can be a bit of a taboo with regards to Shakespeare. I’ve learnt throughout my education that everyone has their own preference of how a ghost should be presented, from being physically on the stage to speaking off stage to the modern fashion of video footage and sound effects. I’m not hugely fussed about it - as long as it goes with the tone of the performance and there isn’t a madman in a white sheet running around the stage, it’s fine by me. Despite my lack of preference, I reckon Banquo’s ghost scene would have satisfied most fussy customers. His physical presence made the scene both terrifyingly haunting and hilarious at the same time. Banquo remained silent for the entire scene, merely following Macbeth around as he erratically leapt over chairs and scrambled around the dining table. The on-stage presence of the ghost made the scene all the more comic as the audience could see what the on-lookers could not – what was causing Macbeth to act so insanely - but his constant eye contact with Macbeth equally hinted that it could indeed all be in his head. This combination of comic and sinister devices, the stark contrast between Macbeth’s slapstick hysteria and Banquo’s eerie silence, encapsulated the entire performance for me. Not only did this production deliver the genre-defying plot and techniques that I feel so define the genius of Shakespeare, but they brought it to life in a modern context, without actually BRINGING it into a modern context – it proved that four centuries on, Shakespeare can still be enjoyed, and refreshed, by all.

Sadly, we caught one of the last performances, but The Globe are constantly showing great performances, I would go every week if I could! Find tickets for the latest shows here

London Weekend Part 1: Ottolenghi's Restaurant

Last weekend had been much anticipated in my calendar for the past two months: my surprise belated birthday weekend arranged by my lovely boyfriend! He combined my two favourite things: eating and Shakespeare, for the ultimate perfect weekend in London.

Angus kept lunch plans well under wraps, and I was completely surprised when I found out we were going to Yotam Ottolenghi’s restaurant in Islington.

I’ve only known about Ottolenghi for about a year, thanks to my Mum receiving his book Plenty and producing out of it the Mediterranean Farro Salad – something that has quickly become a firm staple at any family dinner. It’s totally delicious and always completes the perfect tapas style dinner – my absolute favourite type of meal. Having this limited knowledge of Ottolenghi, the restaurant both met my hopeful expectations and completely surpassed them.

You can’t book for lunchtimes so we went early (12.30) to avoid missing out. We only queued for about half an hour, and were happily seated by 1. I’d advise not going any later than this as soon after we sat down the entire front of the restaurant/shop was a crowd of hungry people. I say restaurant/shop because this is both a sit-down restaurant and a (very posh) take away. As we were queuing a constant stream of yummy mummies and fashionable London-professional-types were running in and out with their boxes of salads and cakes.

As well as this, the front of the shop is lined with shelves of all sorts of Ottolenghi products. For a start: the desserts (I didn’t even know he did desserts!). The front window is packed with an innumerable number of sweet treats, from cupcakes to meringues, chocolate torte to apple tart, if you could name it, it was there. And all beautifully laid out. The other front window is similarly adorned, but this time with various store-cupboard goodies – I was particularly tempted by the homemade granola and jams (yes I am a breakfast fiend). With all this to work your appetite well and truly up, along with the copies of Ottolenghi’s cook books to flick through, AND the table of beautiful, colourful salads to excite you for what you’re about to dig into, the wait literally flew by.

Now onto the important stuff…the lunch menu is a ranging option of about 10 salads and 6 mains – there are various choices of how to mix and match these, but we both went for ‘normal’ (their subtler way of saying large) – 1 main accompanied by 3 salads. We chose to share these so all in all we had (get ready for this): Sundried tomato, caramelised onion and goat’s cheese quiche, seared tuna, grilled peppers with mint yogurt, spiced cauliflower with curried almonds, quinoa and giant cous cous with gorgonzola, roasted aubergine with pomegranate seeds and yogurt, roasted butternut squash with chargrilled sweetcorn and feta AND roasted new potatoes with an anchovy tapenade. Phew. Not your average green soggy salad from the supermarket.

Everything was absolutely incredible, even the things I wasn’t expecting to love (butternut squash – not a huge fan) I wolfed down. My favourite was definitely the aubergine – I always go for an aubergine dish in a restaurant as I can never recreate it at home - but with its perfectly chargrilled aftertaste and crispy skin, combined with the thick yogurt, this was by far the best aubergine dish I’ve tried. Having mopped up the rest with the generous assortment of bread, which was also really unique and unrivalled by any ‘bread baskets’ I’ve had before, we were well and truly stuffed.

Dessert is self-service; you simply go and pick which cake/pastry/tart/chocolate monstrosity you want from the front window. Having been desperate to sample these at the start, we decided we definitely needed a bit of a wander to work off our main...we’ll have to sample those another day!

Although we weren’t having dessert, the staff were extremely polite and accommodating. We weren’t rushed out at all, and were left to have our coffees in peace. Despite there being an ever growing queue of waiting diners we were under no pressure to leave, unlike in some busy restaurants. As well as an unrivalled meal and perfect service (as if you need another reason to pay a visit immediately), the prices are extremely reasonable. For what I’d definitely call a large plate of the most delicious, perfected and creative mixture of dishes you pay £16, and that’s the most expensive choice on the menu! Pretty good for a wonderful, filling meal at the restaurant of one of the most innovative and unique chefs around today.

Thank you, Ottolenghi! (And Angus…)

Ottolenghi also has restaurants in Soho, Notting Hill and Belgravia – you can find information and sample menus for them all here